Sat 6 Oct 2007
1) Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!
2) Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai!
3) Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho!
4) Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!
5) Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai!
6) Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE!
7) Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
9) Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa ‘cut’ kiya
Ke ‘paste’ karna bhool gaye…
10) Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke ‘icon’ pe
kabhi to ‘double-click’ karo..
11) Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise ‘0 errors aur 5 warning’…
12)Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
there is no more ‘disk space’.
13) Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya ’server down’.
14) Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya computer, kya e-mail.
15) Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya..
16) Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain…
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab ‘read only’ hain…
17) Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ‘Ctrl+alt+delete’ kar doonga…
